Fashion Police!

Check out these horrible style offenders and see what our panel has to say about their looks.

This evening was like a tragic case of Married With Children meets Monty Python. At least those who had to suffer were likely drunk. — Emily
I prefer my superhero underwear worn over the translucent red lamay. — Joan Rivers
Does somebody have three aces? With these two queens we'd have a full house. — Kate and Johno
Demi and Ashton have always credited Kabbalah for helping them stay grounded. — Dana
Slut — Kate and Johno
When Sharon gets dressed I'll comment — Emily
Wouldn't it be great if in-laws came in t-shirts? — Emily
He's still carrying around some of his baby fat — Kate and Johno
Holy jammin' Kristy McNichol! — Dana
Slut! — Kate and Johno
This is why nature is so smart. It waits a few more years before allowing girls to reproduce. — Emily
Jumpsuit? More like dump that suit. — Kate and Johno
I'm glad Sharon hid her butt scratch, because clearly she wouldn't want to embarrass herself in public. — Emily
When your head spins around like that you'd think you'd do more than scratch your vagina. — Dana
"I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of" — Emily
BLUEming awful jacket. — Kate and Johno
She was totally butch, but something about her brought all the boys to the yard. — Dana
She looked like a mermaid and drank like a fish. — Johnny Goomba from the Enquirer
In this scaly dress she's fishing for a compliment. — Kate and Johno
Unclear whether the breasts or the bulge were stuffed here. — Emily
Britney Spears has clearly gone manic again — Perez Hilton
Jemaine was saddened, while he enjoyed the notoriety, it seemed Flight of the Conchord's fan base was largely composed of gay hikers. — Dana
Tie, Pole, or Australian? — Kate and Johno
What a strange coincidence that there was a sale at the big boned store the same week as at the primordial dwarf shop. — Emily
You'd think at least one of these two could afford a sweater that fits them — Kate and Johno
Is it surprising that Sandra Day O'connor plus Jessica Rabbit is not a good look? — Emily
Hasn't he learned that sheer shirts and flash photography don't mix? — Kate and Johno
Someone should check whether Ian was recently slipped a fish/steroid cocktail by his swim-team coach. Someone call Buffy immediately! — Emily